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March 30, 2006
Servants of the secret fire

The increasing isolation of Sam Sullivan has been a source of much concern among certain senior Non-Partisan Association members. Specifically, they are worried some of their colleagues may not necessarily be working in the mayor's best interest. As a result, our operatives inform us a number of supporters have arranged an evening meeting with the mayor this Friday at Morton's Steakhouse to let him - and his enemies - know they'll be watching his political back. No word yet on who's on the invite list.

Posted by Sean Holman at 12:13 PM
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when da mayas in da crib ma
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot
when da board wont behave ya
drop em like dey hot
drop em like dey hot
when some staff get too dumb ya
drop em like its hot
drop em like its hot
when christy still comin' ya
drop er like shes hot
drop er like shes hot
when degenova still stabin ya
drop him like hes hot
drop him like hes hot

i gonna have Colie on my arm (again)
and we'll be pourin' Chandon,
gotta straighten out ma shit
with my possee downtown.


Posted by early distant warning on March 31, 2006 10:38 AM

Dear Sam, I wrote you back in November but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters too your staff back in autumn You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even covered the underground shit that you did that everyone lied about and said was a scam.
I got a wall full of your letters and your pictures with me, man, when you too was a fan.
I like the shit you did with caucus too, that shit was fat, but you'll never know where they're really at, watch yo back from where ladners at, you're sittin' right next to his plan of attack and she's pretending she's got your back.
Anyway, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.
Hey Sam ,I can relate to what you're sayin' in your speeches about all the bitches and the leeches.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on, to listen,
so I can play along.

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no word cause some staff are always gonna be blurred.
I don't deserve it?
I know your staff got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em it was perfect.
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call to know you didn't forget how we once had a ball.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your letters off the wall, but just in case still keep 'em in a box at my stall.
Now your comin' back to me to chew the fat with our big people, wantin' us to save yo ass from da evil.
You did it to yo self man, we gave you the plan, it was in your hand.
Stop tellin' people you were gonna jump from the steeple, no one cares man, xcept us, your real people.

So now were gonna meet again and everbody knows when.
This will be yo last chance with us man, don't leave us again, cause we're yo biggest fans, sam. we don't need no money man, just wanna get your head around the plan.
see ya later.
stan.

Posted by stan on March 31, 2006 12:06 PM

Alex Tsakumis will be there tonight. Is he worried about something?

Posted by Holden Mitali on March 31, 2006 12:41 PM

you bet holden.all the usual suspects are worried. metcalf tsakumis and the neocons. just have to pull rank. they let go to much so now there going to pull in.

Posted by lg on March 31, 2006 01:09 PM

Are they worried about any other things?

Posted by Holden Mitali on March 31, 2006 01:12 PM

Dunno cause Time will tellthe same story the backroom is alwaus covers there arse.these guys are too good or at least they btter bring their Agame.

Posted by lg on March 31, 2006 01:32 PM

Alex wasn't invited.

Posted by one too many on March 31, 2006 03:33 PM

Morton's? Isn't that THE most expensive steak house in Vancouver? And why are the Mayor and his NPA cronies meeting at a US owned restaurant instead of one our many fine locally owned and operated cafes?

Posted by Budd Campbell on March 31, 2006 03:49 PM

one too many sure has an axe to grind with the greek. sorry to disappoint you but the guy is one of the headliners along with metcalf. when your a closet neocon like sam whoyou going tocallwhen your numbers are in the toilet? all the big guns. these guys dont care who they hurt. all old tory and socred hacks with big
networks money and experience. their younger than the kinsellas, smarter and cheaper. just wait for the damage to sams enemies if these bastards get mad.

Posted by lg on March 31, 2006 04:28 PM

Well Mr. Campbell, the Knights of Sullivan could have met at The Keg or Gothams but if you will note, the owners of those steak houses contributed tens of thousands of dollars to Jim Green's campaign and so the Aisenstats have some splanin to do!

Posted by John on April 1, 2006 10:11 AM




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